Elon Musk – a man whose entire career is built on broken promises, stock manipulation, and the world’s thirstiest fanboys – handed control over the US Treasury
We live in a world where the dumbest fucking people are in charge.
Usually we, embarrassingly enough, vote them into office. But Elon Musk just showed us that as it turns out, you don’t need votes when you have unlimited fanboys, a black hole where the heart’s supposed to be and a broken system. Apparently, we’ve stopped giving a shit about democracy anyway and reality is now dumber than fiction.
Welcome to the Simulation.
Imagine letting the richest con-man on Earth run the country and thinking it’ll end well. What could possibly go wrong?
We couldn’t even get a competent supervillain, just this cringe motherfucker.
Elon Musk—a man whose entire career is built on broken promises, stock manipulation, and the world’s thirstiest fanboys—was handed control over the U.S. Treasury.
Not figuratively. Literally.
As you read this, Musk and his hand-picked team of Silicon Valley frat bros are rummaging through the payment systems that manage trillions of dollars of government expenditure. They’re accessing the bank accounts, social security numbers, and medical data of millions of Americans. They’re deciding which agencies get funding and which get axed—despite the fact that not a single person voted for them.
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